Eulogy of my Contemplation

The sly, dim-witted evil devil stood motionless. He was thinking how to create havoc in the world. He thought of many ideas, but nothing seemed appropriate. Of course, being a dim-witted devil, he would take hours and hours to come up with an idea. Nevertheless, the evil devil is a determined creature. Remembering the promise he made to the seven Mojoojojoo of the Very Evil Land, the devil shivered. He knew he would become a pulp if he failed to come up with a brilliant plan. So he went on contemplating, until finally, a brilliant idea struck him. He felt tremendous pain as the lightning fast idea hit him on the head, coupled with a huge shining lightbulb popping out of thin air on top of his head. He picked up the brilliant idea from the floor, noticing the dent from the collision with his head. He opened the parcel and started reading the article. It says:

Dear dim-witted evil devil,

We are from the department of evilly brilliant ideas. After much evil discussion and planning, we have come up with a brilliant idea as you have wished. Please refer to the appendix 17.a of the parcel for the brilliant plan. It has been a great evil experience to come up with the idea. My team and I wish you all the best and a very good LUCK!

Evilly Evil Devil
Director of Devils relation
Department of Evilly Brilliant Ideas

The dim-witted evil devil tore the sealed envelop, with huge Appendix 17.A printed on the front, impatiently. He glanced through the evilly brilliant idea and a wickedly evil grin appeared on the devil's face. He started giggling evilly, delighted at the brilliantness of the evilly brilliant idea. The dim-witted evil devil would finally have revenge upon the world of humanity and wreak havoc!

"It's time to conquer the world!!" yelled the dim-witted evil devil.